The first year is painful: you are freshly dead and very hungry. You retreat to your rooms and corridors. You sleep a lot and you remember the taste of tyrian blood, the thrill of draining a body dry, you dwell on how hard it was to pull away from Terezi’s throat, from Sollux’s. The humans smell wrong and taste worse, for all that Rose is a delight, for all that Dave is sweet, for all that Terezi is charming. You miss Sollux and Feferi and Vriska and Tavros and Nepeta. You even miss Equius. You even, shamefully, furtively, in an aching and awful and roundabout fashion, miss Eridan. They are gone though, lost and left behind, and their drifting ghosts get smaller and stranger every time you see them.
omfg dave u big baby omfgggg
Jade understands tHO
and then they try again 0u0 ♥♥♥
I can go hide now
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NOTE! Edited/added part 2011-05-03 at the bottom!
This is tested and confirmed working with the SKIDROW release of Portal 2. It might very well work with other releases as well.
So, you want to be able to play the co-op part of Portal 2. There is a solution to make that work with your…
The Tsunderifle makes another victim blush.
Have you ever tried pressing that [Create Server] button in TF2 only to get frustrated that your friends could not join it? “Server not responding” is what they’d see, and you’d be left on an empty map. It turns out, this button creates a LAN (Local Area Network) server, so only people sharing…
Ivy and Harley were meant to be together
Here is my super-belated 4/13 contribution!!!
I have wanted to do the amazing RRPT memo ever since I started VAing…and these glorious and amazingly talented people helped me make it happen!!! Thanks to them, and everyone else who helped out with this train-wreck of a recording!
*It has been recommend that reading along with the audio greatly enhances the listening experience!!!*
Cast (In order of appearance)
The album art: The lovely and miraculous Tang (who deserves unending love and kisses for always being willing to draw last minute album art)!!!
Friends and I were talking about Karkat reacting to laser pointers like a cat would so this piece of shit exists now
Download pack with separated actions etc here
quick little headcanon before i go to sleep:
So like every other 6 year old who liked books Rose had a harry potter stage and got into it and read the first couple books
And mom decided that to be awesome for her 7th birthday was gonna throw a themed birthday and got all this stuff but when it came time to inviting rose didn’t have all that many friends
so instead she wakes rose up by sending jaspers to her room with a hogwarts acceptance letter and when she comes down they do the entire sorting hat thing and deck her out in all her hogwarts duds (rose wanted to be a ravenclaw) and since no one else is there they have a little broomstick race and do the philosipher stone hunt together and watch the first movie that just came out and
it is the best most fun birthday that rose ever had
but in the next year harry potter is super cool and rose makes school friends and when birthday comes around rose is “too old for kiddy parties” and just hangs out in her room with her book friends yellin at mom whenever she suggest they do anything fun together so she just goes downstairs and has a drink cause her daugher doesnt want her around
and thats pretty much how b-days go for the rest of time
i felt that ke$hastuck has an unsatisfying amount of the KING OF POP.
i was convinced by a friend to make a grimdark version so
here ya go this took fricken forever
For some reason I’ve been strangely awkward when it comes to writing NSFW for this pairing, but well, I tried.
The batter had him pinned down underneath him, bending the merchant’s spine backwards over the jut of his sales counter. It couldn’t have been comfortable, but the batter wasn’t…